Scrap

Version 2.0 is ready
The beta is complete
Its release date is tomorrow
And I've heard it will be l33t

This one's fully moddable
No need to deal with flaws
And it's piracy-protected
So you can't break the law

The calendar is built-in
You'll remember all your dates
And the autopilot feature
Will ensure you won't be late

It's compatible with everything
The computer, the tv, the phone
And it'll download all your contacts
So you'll never feel alone

But if you choose not to upgrade
You'll be alienated, at best
Your communication will be archaic
And your accuracy, second-guessed

This isn't really an option
Conform now, or be scrapped
Humanity is overrated
Believe me, the entire brain's been mapped

We've discovered all your problems
And fixed them, one by one
Even those pesky emotions
We've sparked the revolution
And won.